About This Blog -- A Few Disclaimers

Perhaps it would be prudent to get a few things out of the way before we get this blog rolling.

• Disclaimer the First: the author is aware that this is, in fact, a blog.
• Disclaimer the Second: as a result of the above disclaimer, the author is aware that there is a certain assumption, whilst blogging, that people are reading said blog. However, the author will not be so presumptuous as to assume that anything he writes is interesting enough to be read.
• Disclaimer the Third: the author of this blog is aware of the blog's name. Yes, Ecclesiastes is spelled wrong. Yes, eclectic is spelled wrong. But you know what? WillWrite4Food was already taken, so the author had to resort to making up words. He briefly considered the name Poofreader, but didn't much care for the prominence of the word "Poo" up front.
  

• Addendum to Disclaimer the Third: the author would like to apologize to anyone who is considering Poofreader as a really cool blog name.

• Disclaimer the Fourth: the author will provide updates to this blog sporadically, the frequency of which is dependent on a variety of factors, including (but not limited to): scheduling concerns, time of day, weather conditions, levels of ambient lighting, extent of sleep deprivation, overall health and fitness, dietary patterns, hydration levels, states of political turmoil (both local and worldwide), and of course, global economic growth.
• Disclaimer the Fifth: the topics covered by this blog are subject to the whims of the author, and are not guaranteed to be cohesive or coherent in any way, shape, or form.
  
• Disclaimer the Sixth: as can be seen with the contents of this list thus far, it should be clear to most readers that the author's writing style is often inconsistent, makes much use of cliche, and is generally rather unfunny. Please do not humor him. He needs not your pity.

All right then. Let's get writing, folks.